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itsacatsworld: Cats are much like they were when they were first domesticated. They are very independent because they had to be to survive. - Dr. Raymond Hampton

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Cats are much like they were when they were first domesticated. They are very independent because they had to be to survive. - Dr. Raymond Hampton

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|| Umbridge wants to pass a law that the sky will have to pay a fine if it doesn’t color itself gold on her birthday.

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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

Normal people:
Oh no! We're all gonna die!
No.6 fandom:
BEES.
Conspiracy theorists:
ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom:
Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom:
Not my division.
Naruto fandom:
...who did sasuke kill this time
Merlin fandom:
There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom:
THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom:
I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom:
Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom:
FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom:
Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom:
GET THE SALT!!!
Castle Fandom:
JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A TIme fandom:
Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word Fandom:
FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
Grey's Anatomy fandom:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
Gintama fandom:
L-L-Let's just find a t-t-time machine
One Piece fandom:
Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom:
Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
Hetalia Fandom:
ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
Pandora Hearts Fandom:
Oh, was that another explosion? Do have some tea with us while we wait for things to be resolved-- OH WAIT, THAT WAS REVY, WASN'T IT.
D.Gray Man Fandom:
The Noah did it.
Bleach fandom:
"AIZEN! WAS IT YOU?!"
Dragonball Z fandom:
Fucking Yamcha, this is why we can't have nice things.
Avatar The Last Airbender fandom:
MY CABBAGESSS
Soul Eater:
MEDUSA. NO WAIT, ARACHNE
Ouran High School Host Club:
That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
Legend of Zelda fandom:
WHY CAN NONE OF YOU HELP YOURSELVES
Avengers Fandom:
DAMN IT, LOKI
Mass Effect Fandom:
We'll bang okay?
Brony Fandom:
Come on every pony smile smile smile~
Homestuck Fandom:
HUSSIE
Persona:
DAMN IT, NYX.
Inazuma Eleven :
MY PARENTS WERE KILLED BY A CAR...NOW THIS... YOU'VE MADE SOCCER CRY
UTAU fandom:
SUBSCRIPT OUT OF RANGE
Yume Nikki fandom:
Did someone make a bad fangame again?
Kingdom Hearts:
DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
How I met your mother:
For the love of god, Barney..
Durarara!! Fandom:
IIIIIIIZZZZAAAAYYAAAA-KUUUUNNN!!
Blazblue Fandom:
Is this another shift?
Tsuritama Fandom:
GOD DAMN IT, URARA.
League Of Legends:
Who started shit this time
Monster Girl Quest:
ILIAS WAS RIGHT!
Death Note fandom:
MATSUDA YOU IDIOT.

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Cats….they just aren’t cool. -sniffs- Of course not. They are elegant creatures.

Cats….they just aren’t cool.

-sniffs- Of course not. They are elegant creatures.

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Too bad.

-forces a dog to sit on your face while he eats a burrito-

-screams and freaks out-